Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 – 1860)

I adore this quote!
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say.
Samuel Johnson (1709 – 1784)

I find this quote hilarious— in a ‘laugh-at-your-own-mistakes’ sense. This one applies so well to me— someone who is terrible at maintaining conversations— or reasonable ones at least; only with a select few.
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty (1892 – 1976)

Hahaha, love the wry sense of humour XD