I realized that its so much better functioning in the reality.

And on another thought, darn, why didn’t I do NaNoWriMo?!!!

And another thing, I discovered that my metabolism rate is even lazier than me. Feed it 3 full meals and you’ll gain around 15 newtons (I’m scientific) a day. Its horrible.

And again, I’m not that lazy, I’m just internally unmotivated <— its not a euphemism, its a more precise way of structuring what I am <— this is not sarcastic <— this statement is also not sarcastic. Please! <— this is not sarcastic as well.

(And let’s see how long more can I go.) I’m often taken to be sarcastic when I’m not because of the offbeat nature of my comments which a vast majority thinks otherwise.