Mood is the current record holder (and we believe that it always will) for the most efficient swing—largest recorded angle of swing (3743 degrees -> approximately 10 turns about the pivot) fueled by the lowest possible force (a displacement of air barely felt by the human skin).

It is also a double record holder for the world’s most ubiquitous swing, said to be owned by almost every single being on Earth. Extraterristal-wise, it is still under investigations. Our scientists revealed that it is not an impossible prospect (a highly possible prospect).

Also a triple, for the highest freqeuncy of being swung in a day.

It also appears anytime, anywhere— even without being summoned.

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