I shall serve up something strange today– the Mundanities of my Life. Not funny here, but you should have been there.
Today at class:
*(let’s call her the little red brick– don’t ask, long story that’ll take another post) was pulling out her contents page*
Beatrice: You know, I could never remember my student number (while look at little red brick’s)
Little red brick: yeah, I know, shut up, I’m looking for the right one!
Me: You know, have you ever tried buying Something (lottery) with those 4 numbers (student no.)
Little red brick: *looks up, confused* HUH?! OH, what? why?
Me: Oh, cos you’ll never win.
Out of class..
Beatrice: You know, my Dream is to float around in the clouds, all dreamy, all hazy, all–
Me: Of course. (yeah, make sure you’ll fall to your death)
Beatrice: yeah, you know, its the next best thing to a..
Me: You know what they say about Death coming after a Dream?
Beatrice: What? oh? Huh?
Me: No, actually I said it.
Beatrice: Gee. (which is, obviously she has woken from it)
Random philosophy making sense in two different conversations 5 hours apart in a day..
teacher rambling on about how calories intake could be an indicator for the development of a country (0.0)
Me: Hmm, what about a Diet nation?
sy: Or there lack of one, you mean?
In tuition class..
teacher talking about how education is more worthy than wealth because technological advances are as a result of the former..
Me: Gee, the world’s walking on a treadmill.
Little red brick: eh, what? So random!
Me: No, you see, the candy bar you’re chewing on right now is 50 times less harmful on your pocket 50 years ago!
Little red brick: eh? But its the same candy bar!
Me: THat’s What I’m driving at! Its all the same.
Yeah, its all the same.