I thought of a paradox today, unintentionally (what else) while talking to my friend and didn’t know it was one until my friend cried,” that’s just false!”

Here goes: The only thing I learnt in school is that I don’t learn anything in school.

She was going,” But you learnt that you don’t learn anything!”

And immediately cupped her mouth cos she contributed to the paradox.

But I really didn’t learn anything from school, for the past nine years.